My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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