I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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