I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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