I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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