I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Ladies don't puke and tell
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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