you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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