i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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