I wish I only lived at night.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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