I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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