I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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