he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
How does it feel to date your dad?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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