Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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