yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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