Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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