i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She bit a glass in half.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
