Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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