im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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