there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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