Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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