I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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