i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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