i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i now understand why vodka
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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