Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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