Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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