there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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