Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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