It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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