im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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