why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I touched a dick in church today
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Never joke about your clitoris.
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