I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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