Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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