i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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