Buhtt sex?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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