I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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