I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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