I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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