you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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