Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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