North Korea, Best Korea!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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