How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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