just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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