i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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