I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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