I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My ATM looks so different sober.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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