I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
no you cant smoke seaweed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize