After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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