well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
