just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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