Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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