Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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