We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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