i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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