The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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