Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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